Ring Thing

What if The Lord of the Rings had been written by someone else?
Here's a contribution by someone replacing with J.D. Salinger's Holden Caulfield [main character in The Catcher in the Rye i think if i remember correctly] :

When Gandalf told me that Gollum used to be a hobbit, I just got so depressed all of a sudden. I really did. I mean, if he's supposed to be a hobbit, why can't he just BE one? People should just stay what they are and not go changing into goddamn slimy reptile creatures. To be honest, this whole ring thing was really making me depressed as hell. The quest was giving me a big pain in the ass. If anyone ever tries to give you an all powerful ring, don't take it, it will only make you more depressed, I swear to God.

i laughed till my sides split. they're really a creative bunch.. sadly i got to the site through ALOT of links... and IE just shut down... damn it.. couldn't tract history either.. it was teemings something.. try teemings.com? it should be under extras.. better start on my immuno... already screwed up one test for this sememster.. this afternoon.. i asked for it... i left after 15 minutes. that was how bad it was. but i'm proud to say i didn't cheat one bit. :) wat abt repent? so Jaded.

.:pseudonym:. burned at 12:07 AM