You are a Cyberculture Floozie. The theoretical aspects of postmodernism interest you only insofar as they can be used to make cool blinky things. You probably take psychedelics and know at least one programming language (HTML counts!). Other postmodernists call you a corporate whore. They're probably just jealous because you make more money than them.
train my physical get diving license get bio diploma
revamp my bike donate blood
save money
JLPT 3
German
to be a linguist
waiting for tate
to sleep
forever?