got it off the net from someone's live journaL
i only got the joke on the second reading`` :D

U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school. After a few minutes of speaking he says, "I will now answer any questions you have." Timmy stands up and says, "I have four questions."

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

Just then the bell goes off and the kids rushed out to play. When they return, Mr. Ashcroft says, "I'm sorry we were interrupted. I will now answer any questions you have." Julie stands up and says, "I have six questions."

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early?
6. Where is Timmy?

.:pseudonym:. burned at 8:08 PM