Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Li's Disease
Cause:	a significant alignment of the stars
Symptoms:	excessive paralysis, frequent aggression, impaired hearing, mildly memory loss
Cure:	take a dozen placebo tablets every day before meals
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Renee's Disease
Cause:	bad water
Symptoms:	fingernail lengthening, colour blindness, turning into a wolf
Cure:	fresh air
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haha`` now you can't blame me for forgetting stuff andbeing lazy cos i suffer from excessive paralysis`` lolx my cures are easy, just fresh air and placebo tablets`` haa placebo is antibiotics btw, it is used to treat or prevent minor skin infections.. sheer nonsense! haha i'd die if i took that much pills!

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